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A boy comes home and says "Hey, Dad. Guess what? I just had my first blow job." Dad says "That's great. How was it?" the boy says "It tasted terrible." A boy goes to his mother and says "Mommy, where do babies come from?" and the mother says "Well, they come from the stork" and the boy says "Oh, really? Alright, then who fucks the stork?" A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands. Bartender: What’s the matter buddy? Man: It’s the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend. Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do? Man: I told her to pack her and get the hell out! Bartender: What about your best friend? Man: I looked him straight in the eyes and said BAD DOG!” What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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