BF Johnson

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简介 BF Johnson

Uhh.. Hello everyone!! The Name's Johnson; B.F. Johnson Esq. to be precise! Im a well respected attorney, entrepreneur.. Former stockbroker. Yes; I'm a whale-man.. but you'd swear that my family tree was a cactus because everybody -on it- is a prick!! No, but seriously.. take it easy on the anti-human jokes.. or I'll sue your grandchildren! Besides, If I had a face like you assholes.. I'd sue my parents!! Okay, Enough with the jokes for now! Fishy Facts About B.F. - Has Real Human Arms & Hands. - Major Dental Hygiene Enthusiast. - Chocolate Milk Addict. - Exceptional Frank Sinatra Impersonator. - Robert De'Niro Fanatic. - Best Boss Ever - Likes to Draw Pictures of himself - Determined to make Jean Shorts cool again.

感情状态: 单身

喜欢: 男女通吃

城市和国家: Cleveland, Ohio, United States

性别: 男性

鸡巴尺寸: 10"+

身高: 3' 6" (106cm)

体重: 300lbs. (136kg)

种族: Other

发色: Bald

包皮: Cut

面部毛发: No

纹身: No

是否有穿环: Yes

出生地: Cleveland

兴趣爱好: Jean Shorts Robert De'Niro Doodling portraits Telling people what to do. Long fucks on the beach Surfing

会勾起我性欲的是: Kevin Costner -In Waterworld Chocolate Milk Robert De'Niro

会浇灭我性欲的是: Regular Kevin Costner Bad Breath Fishermen Tardiness Excuses Susan Asian people

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- Has Real Human Arms & Hands.
- Major Dental Hygiene Enthusiast.
- Chocolate Milk Addict.
- Exceptional Frank Sinatra Impersonator.
- Robert De'Niro Fanatic.
- Best Boss Ever
- Likes to Draw Pictures
- Determined to make Jean Shorts cool again.